A sense of humor is not optional for the military life… not if you want the military life AND your sanity too! Love this!
LYRICS:
In the first stage of deployment my true love said to me…
I miss you and you miss me
In the second stage of deployment my true love said to me…
Chocolate’s not a food group (it is when you’re deployed)
In the third stage of deployment my true love said to me…
Buy something pretty (don’t have to ask me twice)
In the forth stage of deployment my true love said to me…
I think we’ve been extended
In the fifth stage of deployment I called up my true love…
I just had your baby!
In the sixth stage of deployment my true love said to me…
Don’t believe the president (…)
In the seventh stage of deployment my true love said to me…
Wine’s not a food group either (my food pyramid disagrees with you)
In the eighth stage of deployment my true love said to me…
Stop spending money! (Just try and stop me)
In the ninth stage of deployment my true love said to me…
Are you renovating? (I always do when you are gone)
In the tenth stage of deployment my true love said to me…
Where are my model airplanes? (packed up in the garage, where hey should be)
In the eleventh stage of deployment my true love said to me…
You should shave your legs now (ha ha ha ha ha)
In the twelfth stage of deployment… if ever that day comes…
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Yes please)
